Monday, September 6, 2010

Inventory of my 30”x12’-6” work bench, shadow board and lower shelf excluded.
End to end blanket of wood dust.
Left to right: 6x6” steel box filled with stubs of welding tungsten,
Upside down hard hat filled with flapper wheels of various grits,
Stack o’ books: electrical wiring, wood working, plumbing, more wood working.
4x12” bin filled with tapes: electrical, friction, teflon, duct, rubber, masking/painting.
Stack of sand paper in varying grits
Four mini-sledge hammer heads and one RP shovel head in need of new handles,
Four empty Budweiser tall boys and one empty Bud Light can with evidence of cigar ash on top
Plexiglass case of router bits
Two sets of “small bits” organizing units filled with small nuts, tacks, wire nuts, molly anchors, alice clips, grommets, washers, screws, drill bits, alan wrenches, small sockets, etc.
A standard 12” bench vice, and flat, sliding bar vice.
An almost completed shelf, for the bathroom, with holes in it for girly hair tools.
Series of old Folgers cans filled with, random screw drivers, socket drivers, rasps, files, chisels, punches, nail sets, drift pins, carving gouges.
Stack of leather blanks for various sizes, thickness, and animals.
A jigsaw with the chord almost detached
A coiled up extension cord with the male end severed.
A belt sander, 3x18”
Scroll saw, band saw, drill press, and an archaic frame used to turn any power drill motor into a drill press.
A ceramic plant pot filled with old door hinges and pins
A terracotta green man pot filled with Romex connectors, and steel outlet boxes.
A leather stretching clamp
A glass mason jar with welding/plasma tips and an old slag/dross hammer
A small pile of basswood and whitewood.
A stack of might putty blocks.
Wow, this guy has an odd view on “organized”, items seem to be corralled into loose groupings but there’s almost no real work surface. He probably has to spend equal time cleaning a space off as he does doing the intended project. And speaking of projects, with the pile of tools that need attention, he probably doesn’t have a lot of time to spend on them. However he certainly does cover the spectrum of crafting and repair, everything from metal working to wood carving, electrical and leather work. It is a bit disturbing though, to see the empty beers and ash. It’s 2010, doesn’t he realize; A) the dangers of power tools and alcohol? and B) how explosive wood dust can be. He’s either invincible or foolish. He does make good use of those old coffee cans, but I wonder if his wife knows about the pottery he’s using to hold his brick-a-brack. Judging by this partially complete shelf, he does good work, I wonder if that’s pre beer or post beer. Any way I guess I know who to call if I need a metal-leather-wood, book case with accent lighting.

1 comment:

  1. Yes, that's a nice take on the assignment with the added zip of some light humor:

    "It’s 2010, doesn’t he realize; A) the dangers of power tools and alcohol? and B) how explosive wood dust can be.... He does make good use of those old coffee cans, but I wonder if his wife knows about the pottery he’s using to hold his brick-a-brack."

    Works for me!

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